They retail at €8 each which is brilliant value considering the quality of the excuses the disc provides, it could save you millions in road traffic fines!
We asked our fans what excuse they would give a guard if they were pulled over and there were some cracking responses. The 10 winning entries are as follows:
Lech Rzepa my name is Prawo Jazdy...
Daniel Desmond Sorry, gardai , but you see, what happened is when I reached for my crack pipe, my gun fell off my lap, getting lodged under the acceleration pedal, and forced me to speed out of control! Would you like a beer.
Dominic Power I saw the speed limit sign Garda, I just didn't see you.
Mark Miller One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.The results showed a reading of 0.0.The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Liam Spacey Stopped for speeding " I've stolen this car and killed the owner whose body is in the boot"... Garda calls for back up.. back up arrives " I believe you have a body in the boot sir?" " No Gard" as I open the empty boot.. "Did you steal this car sir? ".. " No guard it's my car" handing him the documents.... " My colleague said that you had stolen this car and had a body in the boot ?" .. " Not at all Garda as you can see...sure he probably told you that I was speeding as well!!!"
Brian Ambrose Garda stops me for speeding, looks in the window with a wry smile and says " I've been waiting here all day for you" , I reply "Well I got here as fast as I could!"
Glen Carroll Just got a new windscreen guard! I forgot to take me tax and insurance of the old one!!!
Alwyn Lee Officer, I saw you following me and I am sorry I sped away, - see my husband left me for a policewoman last week and I thought you were her, trying to give him back!
Oisin Forde How can I display me tax, shur I dont have a disk holder.
Austin Mooney What it's gone oh no I've been robbed. Thank god your here guard.
If the lucky 10 above could e-mail maxb@micksgarage.com with your details we will get the prizes out to you right away!
For the unlucky ones you can buy them here:
http://grandgrand.bigcartel.com/product/you-re-looking-well-guard-glow-in-the-dark-tax-insurance-nct-disc-holder
If you are looking for some humourous Irish products then look no further than the creator's website:
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OMG do people just have to post really old jokes to win????
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